Nov 29, 2005

The sexiest head you've seen in your m*$^$*^@@%! life?

For any of you that could read through that last post with its typos-a-plenty (hey read the top of the blog: proofreading is for sissies) here's a slight reward for you, some links to that interview

LOX vs Diddy:http://www.hot97.com/multimedia/interviewPlayer.aspx?source=http://media.hot97.com/av/audio/interviews
/angie_dblock.wma&jock=Angie


Da Diddy's Rebuttal Part 1: http://www.hot97.com/multimedia/interviewPlayer.aspx?source=http://media.hot97.com/av/audio/interviews
/angie_diddy_pt1.wma&jock=Angie


Da Diddy's Rebuttal Part 2: http://www.hot97.com/multimedia/interviewPlayer.aspx?source=http://media.hot97.com/av/audio/interviews/
angie_diddy_pt2.wma&jock=Angie


enjoy that shit.

So yeah. Busta Rhymes cut his hair for the first time in what, 15 years. Not a trim- throwback to the celery-head look from Leaders of the New School (yuck! Love me some Busta, but that was one of the worst groups of all time-- I really mean it), but a full fledge cut! Here's the video. By the way I dont know whats worse some bored ass dude on the internet posting this or my ass posting it again... in my blog... oh GOD!! I have a blog!

Bus-a-bus: http://boss.streamos.com/wmedia/interscope/
bustarhymes/video/cuts_his_dread.asx


I think that link name explains everything. Could have saved some time typing that...

PEACE

Nov 17, 2005

talkin bout droppin stainless steel maytag refridgerators on em!!

"Play the Jamacian version!" --Jadakiss


come close kids let me tell you a little story. Waaaay back in the 90's there was this record company called Bad Boy. And it was run by a Mr. Sean "Puffy" Combs. Puffy had the best hip-hop record label in the world. He had Biggie, Craig Mack, 112, Faith Evans, Ma$e, and a group called the LOX. Now after Biggie's death, Craig Mack pretty much vanished, and it was Puffy and Ma$e crapping up the airwaves with what we will refer to now as Diddy-Hop. Now with the LOX that pop stuff seemed a bit forced, they soldiered on and released their debut "Money Power and Respect." What's that? A gangster movie reference? In rap? gasp! Anyway, they first single and the song that almost made me hate them was "If You Think I'm Jiggy" which included a sampling of Rod Stewart's song about thinking his funny lookin ass was sexy. That my friends is a no no. I dont care who you sample, Rod Stewart should never EVER cross your mind when making a song. Wait was that a sample or one of thos interpolations or whatever? Same thing to me. You didnt right that shit. And what the fuck is "jiggy" suppose to mean in that context? Thank Jesus, Allah, God, and nem for Will Smith (jump on the train folks! its a oneway trip!! CHOO CHOO!!!!-inside jokes suck dont they?) for making sense of that word. Needless to say that suck was for the streets or anybody with ears or a face. Next up strangly enough was a super thugged-out track, the title track in fact that served 2 purposes: it showed everybody what this group was supposed to sound like, like those guys on the mixtapes and on the Biggie tracks and killed it on "the Benjamins" and it introduced us to DMX (hey, seemed like a good idea at the time). Well lets wrap up this history lesson. The LOX became more and more frustrated with the way Puff was controlling them creatively and they wanted out! But in the words of Puff: "Eh uh" - or no. So showing how street they were they started a movement that consisted of them taking their fight to the radio and the streets with a campaign called "Let the LOX go!!" T-shirts and all that shit. Cause its not a real campaign without T-shirts (thats a good idea huh? what do you think about it Puff? "Take that! Take that!" "Vote or Die" maybe?). After what seemed like forever they were released from their contracts and allowed to go with friends at Ruff Ryders. But when I looked into the liner notes inside a couple of CDs that the LOX appeared on and where usually the publishing for artist's publishing company names are I kept seeing "Justin's Music" and shit. That nigga Diddy still had them by the nuts. Apparently buying out the contracts the LOX had with Bad Boy wasnt enough and Puff still owned part of their publishing. Which means everything they did he a cut. I dont think you understand. EVERYTHING that is sold with Jadakiss, Styles P, and Sheek Louch's name on it individually or as a collective he was gettin some of that money. Effed up? Very.

DATELINE: Wednesday Novemeber 16, 2005.
The LOX are on NY's Hot 97 and are expected to announce they were about to sign to Def Jam Records with Jay-Z and of course to promote Sheek's independent release. But Styles and Jadakiss especially had somethings to get off their chests. The publishing. They wanted their publishing. Over 10 years Diddy had been get paid without having to do anything. They have been shorted out money that would have gotten them in very comfy positions in the music industry to launch their record company and blah blah blah. Diddy got em though. Styles passionately, but sensically pleads his case, in Frued (sp?) terms he would be the ego, Jadakiss was off the wall, waaaaay to passionate and wild, (id, like woah), and Sheek- well - he was there, so I'll call him the superego so my point makes a bit of sense. Now when it came time for a music break, Styles suggests that they play "the Benjamins" (which they wrote nearly all the lyrics to) "and think of that check you got off that and off us." Jadakiss added "Then play the rock n roll version..." the DJ Angie Martinez says something- more Kiss, "Then play the Jamacian version!!!"
wow.
Thinking about it I guess gets them a bit hot. They tell about being brushed off several times, how they've been through like 9 lawyers, how hard it was standing next to him performing and really keeping quit about this whole thing for so long, how they constantly feel like quitting, and... how this is their livelihoods (more sp) and how "this shit is worth killing and dying for." It gets really tense for a while until Jadakiss says "Security cant save you when I drop a refridgerator offa building on you! One of dem stainless steel, double door joints!" That shit is hilarious! I threated at least 5 people with maytag vengence!! Later Kiss calms down and tells the Hip hop police they can calm down, they aint really gonna kill nobody.
Diddy calls. He sounds off about how they aint killin nothin and they should have calmed down and talked to him. He claims he's always in his office and how he's always available. Diddy, Diddy, Diddy... Come on now. We've seen you enough times on t.v. you are never in your office. You just pimped out a van cause youre always on the move. So you my dear sir have just earned a "Negro Pleeeeeaase." Diddy says there is an open invite anytime to speak to him.... sigh.
But anyway after Diddy abruptly hangs up. We later find out that Diddy owns Biggie's publishing too. His "best friend."
In the end, nothing is resolved, nothing is announced. Only thing we find out is that Interscope is willing to sit down and discuss things with them. Several people call in and offer to buy out they publishing from Puff (Jermaine Dupre' and (?!) Carmello Anthony(?!) to name a couple) and sell them back to them. We learn of a kind of contract never heard of by me or JD called a lifetime contract on publishing. Now they might have been some dumbass kids with some snake ass lawyers when they signed that contract, but now 10 years later come the fuck on! Diddy you got money and I- I forgot what my point was in writing this shit. As usual...
PEACE

Nov 15, 2005

takin up space

i was looking at the ads at the top of my page and i thought "a spider-man party would be cool. nothing like having a mask with bug-eyes on it or swinging around in pajamas, spewwing sticky shit from your wrists, why you deal with crazies. oooooh and cake. i like cake." then i said to myself, "job well done. you are 22 years old and just wasted time on the clock at your place of employment thinking about a spider-man party."
yep... its tuesday alright.

PEACE





mmm... cake.

Nov 1, 2005

Its Career Research, Dammit!!

i love this time of the month. its when i'm broke and i cant enjoy the small things in life. like subway, greasy ass chicken shacks, mcdonalds, beer, comics. damn i miss comics. especially with new stuff coming out that gets me all geeked out. like these covers:

well here's your dose of useless so these make some sense: Pic 1 is the Spider-Man Classic suit. its the one we know and love. Pic 2 is a suit that resulted from Spider-Man getting in contact with an alien symbiote (sp?) it would protect him and it had morphing abilities. Eventually Spidey rejected it, probably got a bit creeped out by something that all on you all the time... ugh. Feeling all poopy like an ex-girlfriend, the alien bonded with someone else that hated Spider-Man just as much (Eddie Brock) and became one of his most dangerous enemies: Venom. Venom knew everything about Spidey and blah, blah, blah, etc, etc, go read a comic book, screw you, blah blah. Moving along... Pic 3 (oh boy, sigh) is the Spider-Man costume worn by Ben Reilly, a clone of Spider-Man thought to be the original, later revealed to be the clone after all, later to be killed by the Green Goblin and he turned to dust in Peter's arms. Thats the simplest way I can explain that confusing mess.

LETS HAVE FUN WITH MARKETING
You got a storyline and you want to generate a buzz for it? Then you need to catch the eye of your customers. In the case of comics, a cover that will bring people in. In case of Spider-Man the new storyline is called "The Other." So the good folks over there decide "lets drive or fans crazy and make them speculate." The Other could be the other costume, the other Spider-Clone... Fuckin dirty publishers. Trying to take my money. At several conventions this past summer, Marvel Comics Publisher, Editor in Cheif, and several writers working on the project have only given a few clue about the story, joking that Peter Parker will lose an organ. The title of the story is now called "Spider-Man:the Other: Evolve or Die." I didnt know you could have that many colons in one title. Speculations have been that Spider-Man will die (highly unlikely due to the movie franchise making oodles- yes oodles of money) and with the revealing of pic 3 today, people have wondered if Ben Reilly would return due to said missing organ. Meh. That would be nice, but there's so much back story it might confuse some people. I'll wait for the trade if I can't get a hold of extra money.

MID-POSTING EDIT: My co-workers think either I'm hungry/starving all the time or that I'm greedy piggy (like some people seem to think) cause they make sure I get my greasy chicken fix. I love the Southside (my heart and veins say "NO!")

OKAY SOMETHING ELSE:
I havent posted i a long time so I havent been able to post about the Jay-Z "I Declare War" concerts Thursday and Saturday in Jersey and Philly, respectively. "Fans" (i guess thats what they are) were taking guesses as to who would Jigga be taking shots at. It turns out "I Declare War" really meant "I'm just playin witcha" (you know like the card game. playing. cards. aww fuck it) cause the mission was peace. The last good beef in hip-hop was killed with one phrase: "Esco... Let's go!" And with that, Nas came out on stage with Jay-Z. Crowd goes nuts, the two perform Jay-Z's "Dead Presidents II" which sampled Nas' "The World is Yours." And Nas did a verse of that very song over the beat of "DP II." Nas went on to perform a few songs solo and was joined again by Jay and Diddy to do "Hate Me Now." Diddy got to dead some beef of his own performing with LOX for "All About the Benjamins"- one of the greastest hip-hop songs EVA!! Yeah. I said it. What. The LOX performed with Beanie Sigel (who Jadakiss and co. had beef with once), Jay-Z (same thing with him too), and Sauce Money (who everybody thought had beef with Jay) to perform "Reservoir Dogs." Beanie Sigel, at the Philly show, joined members of State Property on stage (who all kinda shitted on him when he was in jail. no mail. no visits. no nothin). TI and Young Jeezy were there too, but they like everybody or everybody likes them.

In a (HA) related note, NBA star, "what color is he?" Frenchie, Tony Parker will be releasing a rap CD. So many jokes my head hurts, or maybe my arteries are clogged and blood can't get to my brain from all that grease.

PEACE